Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
—Joseph Wood Krutch
Human beings are drawn to cats because they are all we are not—self-contained, elegant in everything they do, relaxed, assured, glad of company, yet still possessing secret lives.
—Pam Brown
70.
Cats don’t like change without their consent.
—Roger Caras
71.
Cats have a scam going—you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.
—Eddie Izzard
72.
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.
—Bill Dana
73.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
—Joseph Wood Krutch
74.
when I am feeling
low
all i have to do is
watch my cats
and my
courage
returns
—Charles Bukowski
75.
I have lived with several Zen masters—all of them cats.
—Eckhart Tolle
76.
Five cats and a woman. That is all I need in life.
—Alejandro Jodorowsky
77.
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
—Hippolyte Taine
78.
My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.
—P. C. Cast, Untamed
79.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
—Pam Brown
80.
A cat pours his body on the floor like water.
—William Lyon Phelps
81.
There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.
—Wesley Bates
82.
Time spent with a cat is never wasted.
—Colette
83.
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city.
—Carl van Vechten
84.
I read that when cats are cuddling and kneading you, and you think it’s cute, they’re really just checking your vitals for weak spots.
—Kandyse McClure
85.
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
—Leonardo da Vinci
86.
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor, a cat will find it and soak it up.
—J. A. McIntosh
87.
Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.
—Stephen Baker
88.
When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me?
—Michel de Montaigne
89.
People say the Internet’s made of cats. The reason isn’t because of cats; it’s because people like to have an emotion where they say ‘aww’ all at the same time.
—Jonah Peretti
90.
A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
—Author Unknown
91.
The human race can be roughly divided into two categories: ailurophiles and ailurophobes—cat lovers and the underprivileged.
—David Taylor
92.
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal—it’s also the reason they hate birds.
—K. C. Buffington
93.
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
—William Ralph Inge
94.
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.
—James Herriot
95.
After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.
—Charlotte Gray
96.
Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say.
—Virginia Woolf
97.
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
—Doug Larson
98.
All cat stories start with this statement: My mother, who was the first cat, told me this…
—Shirley Jackson
99.
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.
—Tay Hohoff
100.
If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
—Terry Pratchett